An Important Lesson

Today, on a college campus, a young woman came up to me and said that "history wasn't only made by rich white men", or something to that effect. As I raised my hand to strike her for speaking to me without permission, I reflected on her statement. She was right, of course; history was made by all SORTS of men, rich and poor, and of all ethnicities. Men from all walks of life have influenced world events, and it's important to keep that in mind. Rather than stike her, I sent her on her way with a good-natured slap on the rear, feeling glad to have taught her such an important lesson.

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Where's your messiah now? (right here cause it's me)

That's right, I'm a Pog Master and you're not. Suck my dick. Suck ALL of my dicks!

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An Important aside

I'd just like to inform you that it's important to keep informed. One thing that you should be informed about is that Pepsi quenches your thirst 33 percent better than Coke! It's true, and it's information that an informed person should be informed about.

The Blog isn't dead

It's just sleeping. I'll be updating some more sometime soon. In the meantime why not get your comedy fix from "Becker" 5 nights a week on Superstation WGN.

No, I have not been paid to write that, and I resent the implication that I have. Fuck you.

IS it still funny that they hate each other?

Here's the next one. I wish I could get higher resoulution Lockhorns comics to use, the ones form the website are really tiny. More to come, comments, suggestions and alternate captions are welcome. The best submissions will be ripped off and completely taken credit for by me.