Where's your messiah now? (right here cause it's me)

That's right, I'm a Pog Master and you're not. Suck my dick. Suck ALL of my dicks!

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An Important aside

I'd just like to inform you that it's important to keep informed. One thing that you should be informed about is that Pepsi quenches your thirst 33 percent better than Coke! It's true, and it's information that an informed person should be informed about.